General · Remain

The Big Riot (a political satire)

At the Met headquarters

There’s another call out,

To gather all available officers

To attend another London riot,

When they muster at the order

The streets are uncannily quiet,

Far too silent to signal peace,

The van drivers see the flickering TVs

As the vanguards of PSUs cruise,

They tell their colleagues in the carriers

“Every household is watching the news”

Then, they get closer to Westminster

Where they each get a first-hand view,

 

Of the riot’s epicentre,

Met commanders aren’t sure what to do,

It started in the Common’s Chamber

And it shows no sign at all of ending,

Ministers displaying criminal behaviour,

They’d have to send the forces in,

Some Brexiteers were running with cleavers

And Boris Johnson was singing

As law-enforcers arrest law-makers

To the sound of ancient plaster cracking

And answering war cries from Remainers,

The police chief rethinks the cons of fast-tracking

While arresting MPs from Tories and Labour,

Extracting an uninterested Corbyn,

If he’d not been killed by Mogg’s sabre

It looks like he’d soon have died of boredom,

The Speaker is still trying hard to call order

As someone nearby asks the chief

“Sir, where do we put the cordon?”

 

Antonia Sara Zenkevitch

Democracy · General

Goatskin

 

Writ on goatskin?

A tissue of lies,

Deals unknit

Before ink dries,

The absent crown

Still not her coronet

During lawless days

We won’t forget,

No kind heart sweats,

Sweats as vile pacts made,

No sweets at the palisade

Drafts delayed, rejected,

Remade, re-inspected,

Hush, do not speak it;

That untaken truth;

We do not have a government,

Wet ink gives no proof.

 

Now without opening

She spins, spins into

A longer stride,

Poison chalice at her side,

To bypass the beginning,

Towers falling, burning

The sepulcher is rolling,

We have a speaker

Yet no plans for them to speak

But broken lines intoning,

Hush, do not say it;

The lie “Secure and stable”,

We do not have a government

Just unsigned deals upon the table,

Unspoken, mandate unratified,

Parliamentary debate denied

Until the ink inscribed is dry

So we may examine the hide.

 

Antonia Sara Zenkevitch

 

This was written after the last election, which was a farce. It centers around an arcane piece of British law that involves writing on goatskin. Before this had been done and before the Queen had opened parliament, therefore allowing MPs to debate, deals were apparently already being made to further the Brexit mission. During that period it can be argued we effectively had no legally recognised government and definitely not one in which all our elected representatives had a voice. Disturbingly, a deal made between the Conservative Party and Northern Ireland’s DUP in order to get enough seats to legally form a government threatens the Good Friday Agreement and peace in Northern Ireland.

Broken Union

48% · Democracy · General

Shoes?

 

 

Britain snickers through deep Brexit blues,

As the unelected bows to the unelected,

A divided nation, half of us did not choose

Any farcical cabal’s anti-migrant objective,

Those with least even more likely to lose

To every elite tax-haven collective,

From democracy, we are so far removed,

That we abandon any political perspective

To obsess about the new PM’s shoes,

Not the trampled rights of the unprotected,

Media spins our views with soundbite news

As if the world will be most avidly affected,

Not by policy, prejudice, deception or misuse

But by the footwear a woman has selected.

 

Antonia Zenkevitch

(This one was written – and first shared on other media – just after the 2016 referendum when May took over after our previous PM resigned.)

Democracy · General

The Integrity Initiative

The integrity initiative
Now lacks integrity,
Public resources
Used improperly
To damage opposition MPs,
Most notedly
The leader of the Labour Party,

Yet Tory ministers refuse to see
This is misappropriation;
Stealing public money
To spread misinformation,
The opposite in fact
To the stated modus operandi;
Of how the institute must act,

Conservatives provide a dodgy alibi,
Saying Russians hacked
Into the Institute of Integrity,
While it may have veracity
This explanation lacks authority,
For we must ask ourselves why
It is the opposition who is undermined
At what, for Tory’s, is an opportune time,
While the institute’s security is only questioned
When Tory ministers put it in the frame
With no eloquent response to the suggestion
That this should never happen again.

Antonia Sara Zenkevitch